I'M ALREADY WATCHING YOU PUNK.

Your ID is precious!!

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you've been tagged. [link]

sooo imma the longest friend appariciation post or like as long as da will let me post this thing. you are super awesome for dealing with my shittiness i mean you are like definately a better plumber than mario ever was. And you have like the most amazing personality and yor so bad ass the cops can't handle yah. And i really love you bro and i am sorry for not saying that nearly enough some times, like seriously i'm horrible. But like you have the purest heart and you really are looking out for your friends and i trust so you so much it probably isn't healthy. When you feel like it you're too sweet it gives me cavaties and diabetes all at once you're going to kill me with your kindness. and you're such a good pirate matey like aye you deal with the bilgewater of all these landblubbers around 'yee that you're pro'lly the captain of dis fail ship but you make it a win ship cuz that's just how you roll. And i'd be a totally different person if i hadn't met you so i'm really glad that like the universe somehow knew what to do. And i'm glad we met in pe and sat next to each other because of our names. cuz obviously we didn't say hi in homeroom the first time we crossed paths. AND GURL WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YAH STRONGER! and boy i'm already shipping yah two, like harder than MAKORRA. bro you know that's huge. i wonder how much left i have to type, getting worried about space here. BUT YOU ARE THE BEST. AND REMEMBER when i tease you its because i care and i don't do that with just anybody. so sorry for the abundance of hipster jokes and like whatever else i may do . YOU SHOULD SHARE THAT RED MOLESKINE BETWEEN YOU TOO. omg that would be adorable. I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP. and if you say it aint happening i will say STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP. because. actually i'd probably support you through whatever it is that happens in the end. i solemy swear i will keep this friendship strong. and like if i don't. i give you permission to beat me up .